Glasscock

   A long time ago, a woman won a golfing trophy. It was made of glass. She kissed the trophy. A photo taken from an unfortunate angle meant it looked like she was kissing a massive glass penis. The picture got emailed to everyone in the world, twice over. As a result, "glasscock" has become b3ta slang for anything that we've seen before, because absolutely everyone has seen the glasscock image.

   There was a glasscock detector built into 4rthur, so occurrences of glasscocks there were less likely. But it's dead now so it's not like we can look up to it or anything.